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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 10:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

What should you answer when someone says to you in French, "au plaisir de vous revoir"?

Then came..

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

When writing a novel, how can a character be developed well, but QUICKLY?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do men think all women are the same?

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are some tips for balancing chores, work, and family life as an adult with children?

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Why do women change that much more with age?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

What options are available for obtaining prescribed medicine if you are in therapy, do not have insurance, but need them for functioning well?

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why does it seem that Quora's "moderators" base their moderations on personal beliefs and views by deleting answers that are only violating their personal feelings?

No go.

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Why did Obito, a supposed "bad person," do good things for Kakashi?

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to